Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I don't think brook has ever known best
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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