Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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