I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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