We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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