I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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