do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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