smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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