after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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