The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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