You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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