She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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