some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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