Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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