We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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