The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just had sex on a roof
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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