You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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