We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
Randomize
