ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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