Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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