the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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