The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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