using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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