i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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