I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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