i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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