so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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