Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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