This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
PANTIES FOUND
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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