Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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