We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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