Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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