How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
