I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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