If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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