in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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