i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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