A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just cropdusted the office
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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