I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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