Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just pee around me
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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