What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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