i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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