; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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