Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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