Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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