Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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