Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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