I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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