4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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