Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You need Xanax blowdarts
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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