dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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