Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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