Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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