what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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