he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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