Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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