Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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