Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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